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| JOEL's
ASTROLOGICAL PROFILE |
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Don't believe in astrology? Neither did
we until we came across astrological
profiling. Reading one's horoscope in
the newspaper is sheer bunk, or at best
entertaining, but we hold firm in attesting to
the astounding accuracy of professional astrological
profiling. Herewith Joel's personality
profile based on his astrological sign ARIES. |
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POSITIVE ASPECTS OF THE ARIES MAN'S
PERSONALITY: Aries is the first sign of the
Zodiac, and men born under it like to be first in
whatever they do. These men are pioneers and
inventors. They have leadership ability
both because of their tremendous physical energy
and because of their ability to inspire others to
action. They are always moving forward with
enthusiasm and expectation. Each day is a
new adventure for them. They do not dwell on
the past, as they are too busy moving into the
future. The Aries man has a great deal of
physical energy. He requires less sleep than
others and loves being active. He
accomplishes a great deal because he will rise to
any challenge. There is nothing that he will
not try, and if he can compete with someone else
at the same time, so much the better. He
doesn't shy away from difficulties but meets them
head on, dealing with them as quickly as he can so
that he can get on with his life. The Aries
man has great optimism about any and every venture
in which he is involved. He inspires those
around him with his optimism and quick wit.
He goes after what he wants in life and usually
gets if, for he sees anything between him and his
goal as a challenge rather than an obstacle.
The man born under the sign of Aries is
straightforward and open. There is no
deviousness or guile within him. His
optimism and enthusiasm together with his vitality
keep him young throughout his life. He gets
excited about everything around him and wants to
experience everything in life. There is
nothing that seems impossible for him to
achieve. He is popular and has an active
social life as he provides an example to others of
how life out to be lived.
NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF THE ARIES MAN'S
PERSONALITY: Swept up in his own enthusiasm,
the Aries person can move so quickly toward his
goal that he is callous or inconsiderate of those
around him. He is impatient with
slower-moving people, and in his frustration at
being slowed down he can be sharp-tongued.
He speaks before he thinks and so is often
tactless. The negative Aries is too
impulsive. He jumps into things without
thinking and leaves them as fast. Such a
person leaves a trail of unfinished projects in
his wake. He also leaves behind hurt
feelings and bruised egos. He hears only
what he wants to hear, and doesn't let fact
interfere with his fantasy. He has two ways
of viewing things: his way and the wrong
way. He can be very destructive if he
doesn't get his own way. But he can overcome
these negative traits by making a point of being
sensitive to the needs of others.
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