Joel Klug made himself right at home in
the South China Sea, and seemed well on
his way to going quite far in the Survivor
game when he was abruptly voted off in the
final tribal council before the merger of
the game's two tribes.
Despite having
taken a leadership role amongst his fellow
tribal members, and possessing the
strength, willpower, and physical skills
to back it up, he was ousted by the
burgeoning litany of strategies and
alliances forming around him.
Accused of being sexist and condescending
by the women, Joel had only the men to
turn to for support. It wasn't
enough. The women voted as a bloc
for his ouster, and Joel departed
unceremoniously.
Joel's saga
remains a lesson for future generations of
SurvivorHunks: ignore the
fairer sex at your peril. For
experience and trial & error have
demonstrated that it's a far, far better
strategy to manipulate and charm the
females, than risk alienating them and
earning their votes at tribal council.
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