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| ETHAN's
ASTROLOGICAL PROFILE |
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Don't believe in astrology? Neither
did we until we came across astrological
profiling. Reading one's horoscope
in the newspaper is sheer bunk, or at best
entertaining, but we hold firm in
attesting to the astounding accuracy of
professional astrological profiling.
Herewith Ethan's personality profile based
on his astrological sign SCORPIO. |
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POSITIVE ASPECTS OF THE SCORPIO MAN'S PERSONALITY:
The Scorpio man usually knows what he wants out of
life. He is very determined and usually
achieves what he sets out to do. The
ultimate realist, he sees  things
as they are and deals with them. He has few
illusions about life and thus is seldom
disappointed. He has tremendous courage and
stamina; when others have fallen by the wayside
he'll still be going strong. He rises to any
challenge, will push the limits of anything just
to test himself, and is afraid of nothing.
The Scorpion man is wonderful at finding
resolutions for life's difficulties. He'll
usually manage to find two or three solutions to
any one problem. He does very well in
positions of responsibility because of his
problem-solving capabilities. He has a good
memory and forgets nothing. He is very loyal
to those he cares about, and while it takes a long
time for him to trust someone, once he does
there's nothing he wouldn't do for them. He
does not take relationships lightly, nor anything
else for that matter. There is nothing
superficial about him, he is even profound.
His favorite question is "Why?".
He wants to know the causes of everything and is
not content with the obvious. He digs
beneath the surface of things and continues
digging until he gets an answer. He is
extremely perceptive and can be very supportive of
the efforts of others.
NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF THE SCORPIO MAN'S PERSONALITY:
The negative Scorpio man is extremely
manipulative, using his strong will to get others
to do things for him, using them for his own needs
without regard to theirs. He loves the
feeling of power and can be ruthless and cruel in
wielding it. He is vindictive, not merely
getting angry at things but seeking to get even.
The Scorpio man is sarcastic and wounding with his
tongue. He always detects the other person's
weakness and goes right for it. He may lack
compassion, and in any event doesn't care a lick
what anybody thinks. He is both unforgiving
and unforgetting. He will accuse, try,
convict, and pass sentence on someone without
telling them, let alone asking to hear their side
of the story. The Scorpion man takes herself
too seriously, and lacks humor. He imagines
slights where there are none. He is
secretive and won't let others know what he is
thinking or feeling. He is dishonest when it
suits him to be so, scruples be damned.
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