Ethan Zohn joined the world's most
exclusive club at the end of his Kenyan
adventure, a club that now boasts 3
members including himself. Who are
the other two? Why Richard Hatch and
Tina Wesson of course, the previous
million-dollar grand prize winners of
Survivor.
Our faith in
humanity was restored beyond measure with
Ethan's Survivor 3 Africa victory, for he
proved conclusively that nice guys can
win, too, that lying, scheming, &
backstabbing aren't the only course to
success on reality television. Grab
that hackysack on the way out the door,
observe the golden rule, and return home
with a jackpot!
Meanwhile Ethan's
sad puppy-dog eyes, modest demeanor, and
unassuming shyness endeared him to
millions of women the world over.
Which also earned him entry into another
exclusive club, that of Survivor
heartthrob. However unlike Colby
Donaldson and Sean Kenniff before him,
Ethan will also be remembered for his
unique crop of hair ~~ suggesting a genealogical
link to Medusa of Greek mythology.
Come to think of it Ethan might wear a
pair of winged sandals well!
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